On Friday Bill Gates retired from Microsoft to do more charity work for those in need. Test from DJCline.com. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by dj as Humor at 4:34 PM PDT [667 Views]
On Friday Bill Gates retired from Microsoft to do more charity work for those in need. Test from DJCline.com. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by dj as Humor at 4:34 PM PDT [667 Views]
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On The Road And Off The Phone
If I haven’t answered my phone, it’s because I’m driving. There is a new law that says you can talk on the phone if you have a headset or hands free set up in your car. I won’t do either. I can’t argue with the law because I don’t think anyone should be distracted while driving. I’ve seen people read newspapers, check e-mail, put on make-up, shave or eat meals all in heavy traffic. I’d take their picture but I’m trying to drive. Even when I’m traveling and have a driver, I want hear what they have to say about local conditions. Text from DJCline.com. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by dj as Blumbers, Commentary, Humor at 1:39 PM PDT [788 Views]
The U.S. government is sending everyone $600 as part of stimulus package to get the economy going again. What can you do with the money? Text from DJCline.com. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by dj as Humor at 4:53 PM PDT [717 Views]
On April 28, 2008 at the Computer History Museum, Fiona Tang showed me the Babbage Difference Engine No. 2 being installed for exhibition on May 10, 2008. It is the perfect graduation present for any Victorian gentleman who wants to accurately calculate the carbon footprint of any orphan labor sweatshop he builds. Text from DJCline.com. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by dj as Events, Humor, Reviews at 4:04 PM PDT [1,038 Views]
Here the top ten things overheard at the Web 2.0 Conference at Moscone Center in San Francisco. Text from DJCline.com Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by dj as Events, Humor, Reviews at 4:40 PM PDT [844 Views]
On April 15, 2008 at the Fairmont Hotel in San Jose, the EE Times held the ACE Awards. Comedian Craig Ferguson gave an energetic and cathartic performance. Text stolen from DJCline.com
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Posted by dj as Events, Humor, Reviews at 4:59 PM PDT [1,209 Views]
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Userless Usability
I heard of a hilarious usability joke in Portland. No users? No problem.Text stolen from DJCline.com. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by dj as Blumbers, Commentary, Humor at 2:02 PM PDT [907 Views]
Here is the top ten April Fools Day list. Text Stolen from DJCline.com. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by dj as Humor at 11:53 AM PDT [1,198 Views]
It shouldn’t surprise me that it finally happened. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by dj as Humor at 4:26 PM PST [803 Views]
Super Bowl, Super Tuesday and Mardi Gras. We need to spread these events out a little more if we are to enjoy them. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by dj as Humor at 4:58 PM PST [642 Views]
Microsoft is buying Yahoo. It raises a lot of questions. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by dj as Humor at 4:32 PM PST [628 Views]
It seems no matter where we go we bring our problems with us. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by dj as Humor at 4:50 PM PST [663 Views]
Here are my unlikely predictions for 2008. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by dj as Humor at 1:58 AM PST [933 Views]
Here are my annual obituaries. If you can’t speak well of the dead, try to be funny. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by dj as Humor at 11:13 AM PST [1,127 Views]
Well meaning friends keep sending me pictures of their pets wearing reindeer antlers. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by dj as Humor at 10:55 PM PST [598 Views]
A strong incentive to become a vegetarian is carrying a twenty-five pound turkey. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by dj as Humor at 11:51 PM PST [1,585 Views]
Last week I had a meeting and used my laptop to set up a teleconference. There was one teeny tiny problem. I forgot my AC adapter. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by dj as Humor at 11:42 PM PST [464 Views]
It finally happened. I ran out of ears. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by dj as Humor at 11:49 PM PST [1,316 Views]
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Obviously the 21st century has no dress code. I saw this and had to share it. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by dj as Humor at 8:05 PM PDT [787 Views]
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HP announced that it was selling off a Santa Cruz company picnic ground. They intend to eventually turn it into a California state park. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by dj as Humor at 8:26 PM PDT [1,237 Views]