Humor
Bond Villain Org Chart
Ever wondered what Bond villain organizational chart looks like? Here it is. Copyright 2012 DJ Cline All rights reserved.
Jan. 10, 2012 New Hamsphire Primary Top Ten
Jan. 10, 2012 New Hampshire Primary Top Ten Campaign Promises 1. Return state to traditional values by calling it Old Hampshire. 2. Reflect gentrification by changing state motto to “The Granite Counter Top State.” 3. Modify state license plates to … Continue reading
2012 Mayan Calendar Holidays
2012 Mayan Calendar Holidays by DJ Cline I am told the Mayan calendar predicts the end of the world this year. If I had a calendar predicting the end of the world, I would trade it in for something with … Continue reading
Nov. 24, 2011 Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving! Does anybody know how long it takes to defrost a Pilgrim? Copyright 2011 DJ Cline All rights reserved.
Sep. 25, 2011 Blumbers
HP Way Out HP has a great tradition and good people. They support a number of projects in communities around the world. I have used all sorts of their products for years. Lately HP leadership has made some decisions that … Continue reading
Sep. 6, 2011 Yahoo Fires CEO Carol Bartz
On September 6, 2011 Yahoo fired CEO Carol Bartz over a phone call. My first thought? Yahoo is still in business? I thought they had returned to their original business model of selling chocolate milk in a bottle. Seriously, whatever … Continue reading
Telephonically
I got a message from someone who wanted to communicate with me “telephonically.” I giggled and considered the possible alternatives: telegraphically, telepathically, semaphorically, metaphorically… Copyright 2011 DJ Cline All rights reserved.
Apple Steve Jobs Spaceship Cupertino
Last week Apple CEO Steve Jobs appeared before the Cupertino City Council to propose building a new corporate headquarters building on the old HP site. This ambitious project will look like a spaceship and contain over 12,000 employees. The joke … Continue reading
Last Name Company Name
I photographed two men both wearing handwritten name tags that said (as an example) Bob Acme and Tom Acme. I thought maybe they were brothers in a family business. Until they notify me of their last names, their pictures will … Continue reading
Cell Phone Cancer
The World Health Organization (WHO) released a report saying that cell phone radiation might be a carcinogen like tobacco. This should be no surprise to drivers who plug their phones into their cigarette lighters. Wearing a bluetooth is the equivalent … Continue reading
Spring In The Streets
Ah yes, Spring is here. The sun is shining, the birds are singing and the jackhammers have returned from Capistrano to begin fixing all the potholes in the street. Time to find a nice quiet bowling alley to write in. … Continue reading
Apr. 18, 2011 New Tax Holidays
Normally you would file your US Federal taxes on April 15th, but this year there was some local holiday that pushed the deadline to April 18th. Maybe we can push back the deadline with our own holidays like: 1. You … Continue reading
Apr. 1, 2011 April Fools Day
Happy April Fools Day! I’m up to something. :-) Copyright 2011 DJ Cline All rights reserved.
Mar. 27, 2011 Blumbers
Kibitzing In The Rain After several weeks of rain, a strange bright light appeared in the sky over San Francisco. How wet is it? If it had rained any more, dolphins would be hitching rides on US 101. I like … Continue reading
Top Ten Bad Hotel
Top Ten Signs Your Are In A Bad Hotel 1. Vending machine only accepts Circuit City gift cards. 2. Ice machine dispenses only chunks of methane. 3. Complimentary chocolate on pillow just moved. 4. Banner across toilet seat is yellow … Continue reading
Mar. 24, 2011 Strange Suit
Who is this guy and why is he dressed up this strange suit? It is a long story and I will tell it soon. Copyright 2011 DJ Cline All rights reserved.
Housepix Wicker Quicker
When staging a room with cheap furniture, wicker is quicker. It’s nice to know someone is still shopping at Pier 1. Throw in a ceiling fan and a parrot to complete the Casablanca effect. Copyright 2011 DJ Cline All rights … Continue reading
Mar. 13, 2011 Blumbers
Japan Earthquake Kim, I know you read this site. We have heard from everyone but you. Please send somebody a message so we know you are okay. Copyright 2011 DJ Cline All rights reserved.
Housepix Gnome Home
Wow, it is a great house but nobody knows what happened to the last family that lived here. Wait, it looks like there is a Hitchcockian shadow of a gnome at the top of the stairs. Kind of creepy. Copyright … Continue reading
Housepix Inflatable Pool
Yes, the house did have a pool in the backyard. Either that or it is the world’s biggest dog dish. Copyright 2011 DJ Cline All rights reserved
Housepix Op Art Shower
At last, a shower that Twiggy and Austin Powers can feel comfortable in. Groovy. Copyright 2011 DJ Cline All rights reserved.
Goofup 1.0 Technicians Wanted
The good news is that people are hiring again. After years of having one employee do the work of three to the point of exhaustion, they’ve decided to add one person. Employers might want to rescope these job requirements to … Continue reading
Feb. 7, 2011 AOL Huffington Post
On Feb. 7, 2011 AOL announced it was buying the Huffington Post. This is like a merger between two dollar stores, important only because your grandparents go there. My main concern is that subsequent mass mailings of AOL CD-ROMs will … Continue reading
Nov. 13, 2011 Blumbers
Thinking Of England I was at diplomatic event the other day and someone asked if I was English. I have no clue why they thought that, but it made me giggle. I wasn’t even carrying an umbrella. Copyright 2011 DJ … Continue reading →