Oct. 31, 2016 Don’t Beer The Reaper

It was Halloween in San Francisco, or as I call it, Monday. People are always dressing in crazy costumes. I was in the checkout line at the supermarket and saw the guy in front of me dressed as the Grim Reaper, scythe and all. I was figuratively waiting behind Death, who was trying to buy a case of light beer. The cashier said she needed valid ID. The guy said he must have left it in his other shroud and left the beer on the conveyor belt.

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