Top Ten Things About Steve Jobs Yacht

Top Ten Things About Steve Jobs Yacht

  1. The crew all wear blue jeans and the same color shirt.
  2. No one has figured out how to turn the engine off.
  3. A flotilla of ships follow it around constantly updating it.
  4. It secretly still uses Google Maps for navigation.
  5. Samsung has a nearly identical ship for half the price.
  6. The new docking port is incompatible with earlier yachts.
  7. To sound the horn you have to use iTunes.
  8. Microsoft has a yacht but no one is allowed to board it.
  9. If the ship gets wet it voids the warranty.
  10. Steve Jobs would have loved it.
  11. Piracy concerns include real pirates!

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