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July 27th, 2008

July 27, 2008 Blumbers

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A Few Fuel Fool Rules

It may be a little late, but I’d like to talk about etiquette for filling up your gas tank. While the rest of us wait in line behind you. Text from DJ Cline.

1. Know Which Side You Are On

If you’ve rented a car at the airport, you may not know which side the fuel intake valve is on. There is no excuse when you drive your own car everyday. Figure it out and pull in to the correct side of the pump. Stretching the hose like it is a wayward anaconda is not a good idea. Text from DJ Cline.

2. Close Your Door.

If your door is open it is hard to drive around you. Particularly if you are on the wrong side.Text from DJ Cline.

3. Get Off The Phone

The pump behind you clicked off five minutes ago. Time to move on.

4. Pay Cash Or With A Valid Credit Card Text from DJ Cline.

Now is not the time to see what the real limit is on your credit. If you have run out of money, push the car off to one side and walk to the nearest voting booth and wait for the polls to open. Text from DJ Cline.

Copyright 2008 DJ Cline All rights reserved.

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