Steven Spielberg and George Lucas can stop now. Text from DJ Cline.com.

Harrison Ford is 65 and must now retire and move to Florida. Perhaps there will be a direct to video version called Indiana Jones and the Search for Affordable Health Insurance followed by the Search for His Reading Glasses.

Cate Blanchett has a Russian accent that sounds like she is planning big trouble for Moose and Squirrel. Shia Lebouf plays the Fonz. Karen Allen obviously learned how to drive from Thelma and Louise.

Wait for this to be on DVD or download. That way you can fall asleep at home while watching it and not get a crick in your neck when you wake up at the theater.

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