Here is the top ten April Fools Day list. Text Stolen from DJCline.com.

1. Hillary Clinton claims victory in the Alberta Primary and Quebec Caucus until voters remind her that they are in Canada.

2. John McCain says if elected he will appoint Matlock Attorney General.

3. Barack Obama accepts endorsement from Superdelegate Eleanor Roosevelt in order to court the dead vote.

4. Two year old Pit Bull and winner of American Kennel Show admits using steroids after not only chasing cars but chewing off their tires.

5. Bear Sterns executives are accused of buying jets to deliver pizzas to their homes.

6. Foreclosures peak in Cincinnati when a homeless man’s refrigerator box is auctioned off on courthouse steps.

7. Detroit school board says that while fewer than fifty percent of their high school students graduate, they still complete their prison terms.

8. Dell lays off hundreds of employees. They are unhappy about losing their jobs but are thrilled at not having to use Dell computers anymore.

9. Gasoline is this year’s most popular wedding gift. Register at Chevron now.

10. The Vatican pulls out of Olympics in Beijing in support of Dalai Lama. They also admit it is hard to run in those robes and pointy hats anyway.

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