Microsoft is buying Yahoo. It raises a lot of questions.

Did Microsoft buy Yahoo, but actually want to buy YooHoo, the delicious chocolate flavored beverage instead?

Did Microsoft see Yahoo for sale on Craigslist or eBay? Was it listed under real estate foreclosures or the personals section?

If I google Microsoft will I get Yahoo? If I yahoo Yahoo will I get Microsoft? If I yahoo Google and google Yahoo at the same time will my computer burst into flames?

Will the company now be called MicroHoo? MicroYa? Microsofoo?

Will there be an Internet Explorer customized for Yahoo? Will it take five years to release?

Will the Powerpoint presentations explaining why Yahoo isn’t doing well be even longer?

If I buy a cookie at Yahoo’s excellent cafeteria and eat it at the Microsoft cafeteria will it still track my every move or be aggregated with everyone else who ate a cookie for the next three years?

We will be searching for answers, we just don’t know which search engine we will use.

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