Here are my unlikely predictions for 2008.

1. Scientist will combine the DNA of a turkey, a duck, and a chicken. While it may taste great, it will still freak people out.

2. In order to draw more attention to the New Hampshire presidential primary, a swimsuit competition will be held.

3. To avoid paying screenwriters, Hollywood movie producers will create movies based on spam. The film “Nigerian Ambassador” wins a Golden Globe but only earns 5 million dollars that is deposited in an offshore account.

4. Google reveals its space program is an attempt to build a large flat screen display on the moon to show ads.

5. Apple introduces the iCar, an electric car that can be recharged through a USB port. The car is recalled after multi-touch windshields are obscured by fingerprints.

6. The last broadcast television viewer dies outside of Little Rock, Arkansas. The next week’s Neilsen ratings indicate Grey’s Anatomy is the number one show.

7. In order to seem relevant in a video, Osama Bin Laden complains about upgrading to Vista.

8. The mortgage crisis will reach new heights when the Capitol Building is foreclosed upon and the Congress evicted.

9. Global warming will continue as Al Gore sweats down to 150 pounds.

10. Scientists in China will figure out how to attach lead to e-mails.

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