Oct. 14, 2018 Blumbers

Voting Early

Election Day is November 6, 2018 but I already received my sample ballot in the mail. I like sitting at my desk and carefully researching each issue and candidate. It is better than rushing through the ballot in the voting booth.

One way to evaluate is to measure how much campaign literature you receive in the mail. If you get lots of colorful brochures, rich bad guys paid for that and you should probably vote the other way. If you see lots of the same commercials on television, those are paid for by the bad guys. If you see lots of signs on lawns, those are expensive too. A well financed campaign is backed by people who are well financed. You are not.

Another approach is to be reasonable. Will the issue or candidate help you? Will it help people you know? Will it help people you do not know? Will it help a few wealthy people or millions of ordinary people?

Do you know the candidates personally? Lots of people this year have decided to do more than vote, and become candidates themselves. I am so proud when a friend decides to run for office. Of course I vote for them. I know them. Yeah, it might be just for the local school board, but schools are important. Some student is going to grow up and become a candidate.

Voting by mail is great. Voting early is great too. I have seen voters line up around the block of their local Board of Elections. There seemed to be a lot of women this year. I wonder why.

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Oct. 7, 2018 Blumbers

Voting Shirt

I saw a young man wearing a t-shirt with the word “vote” printed on it. I  asked him if he was registered. He was not.

This is a  problem. You not only have to talk about voting, you have to actually vote.

Vote!

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Sep. 30, 2018 Blumbers

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends!

This year’s election is important, so I’ve been busy getting people registered to vote. I went to one courthouse and saw a line of people stretching out of the building and into the parking lot. They were all women. Many of them were watching the news on their phones. Some were openly weeping. The woman behind the counter said it had been going on all week.

One woman talked to me. She said that she faced harassment from men and women. She thinks it is about an abuse of power. She had a union to protect her job. Without protection, she worried she would have to do something horrible to herself or coworkers to pay for her house or send her daughter to college. She called such people collaborators or kapos.

Another woman said that she was actually happy that the terrible news came to the surface. She wanted people to know that no matter who you are, no matter where you go, the day will come for you to be held accountable for your actions.

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Jun. 8, 2018 Pioneer

Pioneer has crossed the yellow tape.

6/8/2018 1:51:03 PM (2 hours 4 mins ago)
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Hostname: 104.129.192.187
Browser: Chrome version 65.0 running on Win10
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CustName: Zscaler, Inc.
Address: 2820 Northwest Pkwy
City: Santa Clara
StateProv: CA
PostalCode: 95051

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The Daily Show (The Book)

An Oral History as Told by Jon Stewart, The Correspondents, Staff and Guests

By Chris Smith and Jon Stewart

This is the story of how a marginal show on basic cable became a major force in show business and politics. Like Tom Shales’ book about Saturday Night Live, reading the book is a lot like watching a documentary with a lot of talking heads. It is comprehensive and still funny.

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Live From New York

The Complete,Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live as Told by its Stars, Writers, and Guests

By James Andrew Miller and Tom Shales

This the story of how Lorne Michaels built an empire. He took a time slot Johnny Carson did not want and eventually controlled the The Tonight Show, The Late Show and Saturday Night Live. Reading the book is a lot like watching a documentary with a lot of talking heads. It is comprehensive over forty years. What appears to be improvisation is in fact a carefully scripted formula from a well oiled machine.

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Jan. 31, 2018 Moving Moment

A monk asked me to help him move. I told him he did not have anything to move. He said he wanted to move himself. He wanted a ride. No matter were you go, you will need a friend to help you get there.

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Jan. 30, 2018 Soylent Shopping

I was at yet another discount store. There was no sign on the front, but clearly the store was closing. Aisles and aisles of black empty shelves tied off with yellow tape. Lots of homeless people waiting in line to buy heavily marked down food. It was like the film Soylent Green. What is happening here?

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Jan. 29, 2018 Lays Miz

I was driving past the front entrance of a discount store and saw something very sad. Security guards had grabbed an older woman for shoplifting. In the struggle, she dropped a bag of Lays potato chips to the ground. Times are so hard that people are stealing food. It reminds me of Les Miserables.

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Jan. 28, 2018 Blumbers

Anniversary

People are sending me congratulations for the anniversary of this website. The site worked as intended. I have to thank Doug Wray and Laughing Squid for their work over the years. As with anything I do, there are always lots of people involved who you never see. Thanks.

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Jan. 25, 2017 Awful Thawful

On Jan. 25, 2018 NPR’s Michaeleen Doucleff reported “Is There A Ticking Time Bomb Under The Arctic?” Doucleff talked with Dr. Thomas Douglas, a geochemist at the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers and Charles Miller, a chemist at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory. They are worried that climate change is causing arctic permafrost to melt and release methane and carbon into the atmosphere. This could dramatically increase global warming. There is also a possibility that bacteria and virus could thaw and infect humans.

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Jan. 24, 2018 Trampoline

Insurance companies may not cover trampolines on your property because of possible injuries. I wonder if automobile insurance companies will cover thirty clowns in your car. The good news is you get to use the commuter lane.

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Jan. 22, 2018 Everything You Own

Last fall there was a big fire north of San Francisco that burned down lots of houses. Fortunately, many homeowners had fire insurance. Unfortunately, lots of insurance companies wanted an itemized list of everything they owned before they could be reimbursed. Chances are that most people do not have such a list. If they did it probably got burned up in the fire. It does bring up an important point. With global warming these destructive fires are going to more frequent and eventually hit your neighborhood. Photograph everything in your house. Send pictures to faraway friends. Put them up on the cloud.

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Jan. 21, 2018 Blumbers

Shutdown The Shutdown

The Federal government is on the verge of another shutdown. This is irresponsible and harmful to millions of people. Members of Congress and their staff will still be paid. They need the incentive to act. Perhaps they should be fined for every day they do not resolve this issue. Do your jobs.

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Jan. 19, 2018 Portlandia Ends

IFC’s Portlandia is ending after eight seasons. Fred Armisen and Carries Brownstein and their crew did a great job making fun of people from California or Connecticut who gentrified Portland. I still love the bookstore sketches. Go to the real bookstore called “In Other Words” and buy something. The series may end, but the fun never will.

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Jan. 18, 2018 Bambi Zombie

On Jan. 18, 2018 NPR’s Sam Brasch reported “Concerns Grow That Infections From ‘Zombie Deer’ Meat Can Jump To Humans” Apparently some deer are suffering from Chronic Wasting Disease similar to Mad Cow disease. Matt Dunfee, head of the Chronic Wasting Disease Alliance in Fort Collins, Colorado said “The vast majority of the time hunters find out their animal has CWD, they’re shocked, because it looked great,” he says. “It was moving just like everything else. It had great body fat.”

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Jan. 17, 2018 Dow Jones 26,000

On Jan. 17, 2018 the Dow Jones Industrial Average reached 26,000.  It rose over a thousand points in one week. I think this rally is overheated and not sustainable. On October 11, 2018, it lost four percent of its value in a single day. The correction was caused in part by increasing interest rates, trade wars and low wages, Oh, and unstable leadership.

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Jan. 16, 2017 No Survivors

I once read an obituary of a small town school teacher. It said she taught for forty years. She never married and had no children. Therefore it said she had no survivors. I thought about that. Of course there were survivors. Every student she taught was a survivor. She touched the lives of thousands of people.

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Lights Out

Lights Out

By Ted Koppel

Koppel explains how vulnerable the American power grid is to cyber attack. Much of the equipment is customized or no longer made in this country. It would be months and possibly years to replace damaged equipment. It could not be moved on our crumbling infrastructure. Millions of people might die in the disruption. The solution is to prepare or build a society that does not depend on the grid. This means batteries and solar panels everywhere.

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Mindhunter

Mindhunter

By  John Douglas and Mark Olshaker

John Douglas was one of the last of J. Edgar Hoover’s G-Men who hunted serial killers. At the FBI, he developed profiles on people like Ted Bundy. Apparently Douglas predicted that Bundy would live in Seattle, be in the legal profession, a registered Republican and drive or collect Volkwagen vehicles. Every page of this book seems to have a horror story.  How do we prevent this? Douglas, a hardboiled cop and conservative, thinks society creates them and can prevent them.

“Bill Tafoya, the special agent who served as our ‘futurist’ at Quantico, advocated a minimum of a ten-year commitment of money and resources on the magnitude of what we sent into the Persian Gulf. He calls for a wide-scale reinstatement of Project Head Start, one of the most effective long term, anticrime programs in history. He doesn’t think more police are the answer, but he would bring in “an army of social workers” to provide assistance for battered women, homeless families with children, to find good foster homes. And he would back it all up with tax incentive programs.”

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Jan. 10, 2017 Daryl Issa Retiring

On Jan. 10, 2017 NPR’s Jessica Taylor reported “Rep. Darrell Issa To Retire, Adding To Record GOP Exodus From Congress”

“Rep. Darrell Issa, R-Calif., announced he will not seek re-election Wednesday, adding to a record number of House Republicans heading for the exits ahead of the 2018 midterms — perhaps seeing the writing on the wall of a possible wave election for Democrats.

There are now 31 Republicans who will not seek re-election in November: 19 who are retiring outright and another 12 who are running for higher office. And that list is is expected to grow in the coming weeks.”

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Jan. 9, 2017 American Gods

Neil Gaiman’s American Gods on Starz TV proposes that gods need worshippers.  Essentially most many gods are immigrants to America and must adapt to the new world like anyone else. You really have to know your mythology in this series. I recommend lots of books by Joseph Campbell. It is odd and disturbing, much like the folktales on which they are based. It reminds me very much of the novels by Tim Holt. Ian McShane plays Odin.

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