Jan. 25, 2012 SVEC Scholarship Banquet

On January 25, 2012 in Sunnyvale at Ozen Engineering, SVEC Council met to get ready for the E-Week banquet on Friday, February 24, 2012 at the Doubletree Hotel in San Jose. You can register at http://svecbanquet2012.eventbrite.com/

This year the keynote speaker will be Patrick Lo, Chairman and CEO of NETGEAR. His speech will be “Everything connected to the Internet – how Silicon Valley engineers are only beginning to change the world”

The 2012 Hall of Fame Inductees will be Dr. Joseph W. Goodman, Professor Emeritus, Stanford University; Dr. Sam D. Haddad of President of HTCS Consulting Services; and Dr. J. Patrick Kennedy CEO of OSIsoft.

The link for students interested in the scholarship is : http://svec.org/scholarship-awards.html

Also at tonight’s event was Dr. Brian Day, E/PO Lead for the LADEE mission and Citizen Science Lead at the NASA Lunar Science Institute. He gave his presentation on “Exploring the Lunar Environment.” Pretty cool!

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Jan. 21, 2012 STC Touchstone Awards

On January 21, 2012 in Oakland at the Highland Hills Country Club, STC Berkeley Chapter hosted this year’s Touchstone Awards. The competition is intense and the judging is tough. The STC Silicon Valley Chapter website won. As the content developer, I accepted the award on behalf of Todd Hawley who manages the site, Viki Maki who lead the original team and Doug Wray who designed and built the beautiful website. I am grateful to the people I worked with and the organizers of the Touchstone competition.

I don’t know how to top this. I walked out to my car after the event and saw the lights of the city below me. It was good way to start of the Year of the Dragon.

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Jan. 19, 2012 SVForum SVASE Merger

Jan. 19, 2012 in Redwood City at the Sobrato Center for Nonprofits-Redwood Shores, SVForum and SVASE celebrated the joining of members and resources. SVForum speakers included CEO Chris Gill, Board Member Ann Winblad of Hummer Winblad and Deborah Magid of IBM Venture Capital Group who will be the incoming Chair and Director. SVASE speakers included Board Members Laura Pickering of Sizijee and Jim Connor of Sand Hill Angels. KV Rao of Zuora spoke about how these organizations helped him get funding.

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Jan.19, 2012 SVForum Clean Tech Sustainability

On Thursday, January 19, 2012 in Palo Alto at SAP, SVForum held a Clean Technology Conference on Sustainability. Industry leaders noted the continued demand for sustainable technolgies and business processes. A PWC report that $891 million dollars were raised by 80 startups during the third quarter of 2011.

Rami Branitzky of SAP welcomed the attendees. Chris Gill of SVForum introduced Thilo Koslowski of Gartner who gave the overview on electric vehicles. Koslowski then moderated Aaron Cohen of Coda Automotive, Harry Hobbs of InterContinental Hotels, Geoff Ryder of SAP and Byron Shaw of GM Advanced Technology. They discussed the market for new electric vehicles. It will take lots of subsidies and time convert a sizable portion of the existing fleet from gasoline to electric vehicles.

Abby Johnson of Abacus Property Solutions moderated panelists Asim Hussain of Bloom Energy, Alain Poivet of Sunplanter, Swapnil Shah of FirstFuel and Andrew Yip of PG&E. They discussed the long and short term advantages of green buildings.

Steve Bengston of PWC moderated panelists Jason Matlof of Battery Ventures, Rachel Sheinbein of CMEA Capital and Dylan Steeg of Intel Capital. The heyday of startups getting large investments for untried technologies without existing infrastructure are over.

Gil Perez of SAP moderated panelists Erich Klawuhn of Soladigm, Tsafir Oranski of Panoramic Party, Tamin Pechet of Banyan Water and Benzi Ronen of Farmigo. They talked about the specific advantages of their technologies.

Peter Fraf of SAP gave the closing keynote.

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Jan. 22, 2012 Blumbers

The Foxconn Price

I’ve just finished reading more bad news about Foxconn. How can you do business with a company that is driving people to suicide to make money? The lowest price turns out to be the highest price of all.

It makes you think twice about buying a smartphone. I have not bought one.

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Jan. 12, 2012 SVForum Volunteers

 

On Thursday January 12, 2012 in Redwood City at Sobrato Center, SVForum held its annual event to recognize its volunteers. CEO Chris Gill welcomed members from SVForum, SVASE and the East Bay Group. Dave Nielsen spoke about the growing trend toward unconferences.

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Extraordinary Ordinary People

A Memoir Of A Family

By Condoleezza Rice

Born in the segregated South, Condoleezza Rice was fortunate to be the only child of educated upper class parents. She was fortunate to benefit from the Civil Rights movement with opportunity to choose her career in foreign affairs. She was fortunate enough to be able to choose not to marry and have children. While the book tells a touching tale, it ends just as she is about to join an administration accused of rolling back all the the human rights she was fortunate enough to enjoy.

Remember the less fortunate.

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Jan. 15, 2012 Blumbers

Touchstone Award

STC Fellow Richard Mateosian says I won a Touchstone Award. I think it was for those banners I mentioned last week. More details to follow.

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Bond Villain Org Chart

Ever wondered what Bond villain organizational chart looks like? Here it is.

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Jan. 10, 2012 New Hamsphire Primary Top Ten

Jan. 10, 2012 New Hampshire Primary Top Ten Campaign Promises

1. Return state to traditional values by calling it Old Hampshire.

2. Reflect gentrification by changing state motto to “The Granite Counter Top State.”

3. Modify state license plates to say “Live free and diet.” to encourage a healthier lifestyle.

4. Classify maple syrup as an alternative fuel.

5. Build a fence on the border with Maine to keep the lobsters out.

6. Boost employment by hiring moose crossing guards.

7. Require candidates to reveal all disgusting personal details before campaigning in state.

8. Make candidates pay for everyone’s meal if they enter a restaurant and ask how everything is going.

9. Provide airlift of all registered voters to Bermuda until after the primary.

10. Move the 2016 New Hamphire primary to next week and get it over with.

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Jan. 9, 2012 Consumer Electronics Show Las Vegas

On January 9, 2012 in Las Vegas, the annual Consumer Electronics Show is a complete waste of time. Come see the poorly designed devices your grandmother will be asking you to fix next Christmas. They are still pushing over-priced, under-powered devices running on inadequate network infrastructure for exorbitant rates. Save your money and wait awhile. Happily leaving Las Vegas.

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Jan. 8, 2011 Blumbers

The STC Ad You Will Not See

I belong to a lot of organizations. For an organization to  survive nowadays it should be flexible and inclusive. The key to success is to be open to different ideas, people and ways of doing things.

One of organizations I belong to is the Society For Technical Communication (STC). A few months ago I was invited to run for the Nominating Committee. When I saw who the other candidates were, I was happy. I knew these people and thought that any one of them would do a great job. No matter who won, the members would win too.

Three candidates gave testimonials that were used as banner ads on the STC website in a random rotation. Essentially these ads might appear as political ads for the candidates. The ads were temporarily pulled offline and all candidates were told that they could submit an ad.

I create banners all the time. I picked one of my aerial views of San Francisco and the Golden Gate Bridge with the tagline “Thanks to STC, I fly out of SFO.” I quickly submitted the ad.

It was rejected. The ad apparently must look the same as all the other ads. I had always thought that the way to get ads noticed was that they stand out.

I was told the ad must have your picture and your signature. I have an ugly mug, and I thought most people would prefer to see a my work versus my face. I also have to question the wisdom of putting your picture and your signature online. After all, what could possibly go wrong?

I asked if the ads could be pulled offline until after the election. They could not do that. Apparently there are only six testimonial ads and removing three ads would be too much.

I was saddened by the thought that out of six thousand STC members there were only six ads. Over the years I have known at least a thousand members who have gotten a job through STC. I know, I was often the employment manager who put up the ad. There should be thousands testimonials on the STC website and they should all be as different as our members.

So I am putting my testimonial ad on my own website. It does not conform to the rules, but it does to my heart… in San Francisco. :-)

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Gabby

A Story Of Courage And Hope

Gabrielle Giffords and Mark Kelly

This is story of two remarkable people who found each other and struggled to survive an attack that had consequences far beyond anything anyone could imagine.

On January 8, 2011 in a Tuscon Arizona shopping center, US Representative Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ) was shot (allegedly) by Jared Lee Loughner. Eighteen people were wounded and six were killed, including John M. Roll (R-AZ), the chief judge for the United States District Court for the District of Arizona and nine year old Christina Green.

Known as Gabby Giffords, she was a critic of Arizona’s tough immigration law and a supporter of health care reform. A Democrat in a Republican district, her congressional office was vandalized after voting for the health care bill in March 2010. She was also literally targeted to be removed from office with a map put on the Internet by Sarah Palin and the Tea Party. Palin’s Facebook page said “We’ll aim for these races and many others.”

Giffords said in March 2010 “We’re on Sarah Palin’s targeted list. But the thing is the way that she has it depicted has the crosshairs of a gunsight over our district. People who do that, they’ve got to realize there’s consequences to that action.”

Most unsettling is the news that Sarah Palin recently bought a big house in Arizona. Hmm…

If Gabby decides not to run, I hope her husband runs for her seat. He’s seems like the kind of guy who is unstoppable after somebody hurt his wife.

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Blind Allegiance To Sarah Palin

By Frank Bailey

It was inevitable that someone who worked with Sarah Palin would write a revealing book. Nowadays it doesn’t even have to be a book. The story can go viral online and spread around the world with no way to stop it.

The book would be funny if it were not so sad. Sarah’s sweetness and light routine is a big con. Her voters and supporters were left in the lurch when she saw a career opportunity and left Alaska. Her financial backers were taken on an expensive ride. Her family was put on display for her own political ends. Her handlers tried to keep members of the press from doing their jobs. You feel sorry for anybody that has to be around her.

In summary, she is not meticulous with her words (ask any reporter), makes the wrong assumptions (ask any voter), takes things personally (ask David Letterman), and does not always do her best (ask Gabby Giffords).

When someone like this rises to leadership in an organization, it is a sign of serious trouble.

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The War For Late Night

When Leno Went Early And Television Went Crazy

By Bill Carter

Carter reminds us that show business is a business. His previous book on late night talked about how Jay Leno maneuvered David Letterman out of the job that Johnny Carson held for decades. This book shows how Jay Leno did the same thing to Conan O’Brian.

The fracturing of mass audience that was starting to happen when Johnny Carson retired in the 1990s had grown worse by 2005. TV networks scrambled to get the young demographics that advertisers wanted. Leno was losing that audience and NBC invited Conan to take over the Tonight Show at 11:30PM. Leno decided to hang on with a show at 10:00 PM. It was a terrible show and it dragged down Conan. Logic dictates that Leno had to go. Instead they drove Conan to TBS and his demographic went with him.

Beyond this story, Carter also gives background stories about the executives and other late night hosts. Craig Ferguson creates laughs out of thin air. Jimmy Kimmel brings a street sensibility that Leno could only promise. Jimmy Fallon is likable because he really is a nice guy.

David Letterman has the oddest story, which is fitting. He made a joke about Sarah Palin’s daughter. Palin deliberately misinterpreted the joke and attacked his reputation and tried to force him out of his job. A few weeks after this, someone tried to blackmail Letterman over an affair. Letterman did the stand up thing and did not budge. Instead he turned it into comedy, because even Sarah had to admit, Dave’s funny, huh?

Carter also puts an end to anyone ever using the movie Sophie’s Choice as a metaphor for pushing somebody out of job. Executives kept using that story without realizing it is a tragedy about a woman who lies about everything, including her monstrous father.

In the end, it doesn’t matter when the Tonight Show is on or who is hosting it. People are not watching television anymore. They watching video online. It is not when or where you are funny. It just matters that you are funny.

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Steve Jobs

By Walter Isaacson

This is a hard review to write. There has been some discussion about if this is a good authorized biography. People seem to forget it will be the only authorized biography. I had an advanced copy but simply could not write a review three months ago. It is now January, the time of year when people went to San Francisco and saw Steve Jobs unveil new products. That will never happen again.

It is a warts and all biography. After reading it I wonder if Apple would hire anyone else who was this flawed. Would they hire someone with a history substance abuse? Someone with a severe eating disorder? Someone who smelled? Someone who would not acknowledge his own children? Someone who was upsetting to co-workers? Someone who parked in handicapped parking spaces? They would if they saw the most flawed people are the ones who work hardest to achieve perfection.

I’ve read a lot of science fiction and I could not help but wonder about how his life might have turned out differently. The possible permutations have an remarkable pattern. His biological father’s family was from Syria and his biological mother was a midwestern farm girl. Conversely, his adoptive father was a midwestern farm boy and his mother’s family was from Armenia.

What if his bio mother and father had kept the baby? What if they had stayed in Syria? Would he have been a demonstrator criticizing the government as you know he would? Would he have died last October in the streets of Homs?

What if his bio parents had stayed in America? Would he have grown up as the son of restaurant owner in Silicon Valley? Would he have gone into technology anyway?

Okay, here is a really wild one. What if Steve Wozniak’s parents had adopted Steve Jobs in 1955?

What if he had been killed in that robbery in the early 1970s while selling a black box? Is it interesting that he started and ended his career selling phone equipment? Was Jobs taking advantage of AT&T both times?

What if he had become a cult leader at that commune in Oregon instead of moving back to Silicon Valley? As you might have seen in the TV show Portlandia, there are some kooky cults south of Portland, although they probably operate out of office buildings today.

What if he had stayed at HP and persuaded them to build PCs in the 1970s? What if he had remained at Apple after 1985? What if he had not returned in 1997? What if he had died in 2004 instead of 2011?

We can speculate about what might have been if only to sharpen our skills to imagine what might yet happen. Individuals make a difference in history like pebbles in a stream. Together we change the course of time.

In the end it, the question is how people are remembered. On the week Steve Jobs died, I was walking down University Avenue in Palo Alto. I was across the street from the Apple store. I stood in front of a Borders bookstore which had closed because it could not compete with Apple’s technology. Many years before that, the bookstore had been a movie theater, which was another medium that Apple had rendered obsolete. Did his technology destroy the media but not the messages?

Next to me was an Australian media mogul who was looking at all the colored Post-It notes of people mourning Steve Jobs. I wondered aloud, “Do you think your buildings will be covered in notes from well wishers when you die?” The post-modern Citizen Kane bowed his head, knowing that all things, good or bad, come to an end.

Here are some of the people that appear in this book.

 

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The Dogs Of War

The Courage, Love, And Loyalty Of Military Working Dogs

By Lisa Roga

A simply written book about dogs in the military. This is book has useful references to other sources. You can learn how to interact with dogs used for security. The individual stories and pictures are moving. The most surprising photo was a dog jumping out the back of an aircraft. I had the image of him capturing an enemy aircraft like a frisbee. Good dog!

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2012 Mayan Calendar Holidays

2012 Mayan Calendar Holidays by DJ Cline

I am told the Mayan calendar predicts the end of the world this year. If I had a calendar predicting the end of the world, I would trade it in for something with kittens on it. I’m pretty sure that a year from now we will see the end of the year and not the end of the world. In case I am wrong, this an attempt to clear up confusion about the holidays over the next year.

Jan. 1, 2012 Mayan New Years Day

Mayan insurance agencies mail calendars to their clients for the last time, with reminders that their policies will not cover acts of feathered serpent gods.

Feb. 2, 2012 Mayan Groundhog Day

If the groundhog comes out and sees its shadow, it means another ten months of sensationally misleading documentaries on the History Channel.

Feb. 14, 2012 Mayan Valentines Day

Lovers exchange cards expressing their feelings for another few months, until the world ends.

Feb. 26, 2012 Mayan Academy Awards

Despite not being on the ballot, the movie Apocalypto wins best picture. Mayans hope that whatever civilization replaces the current one will have somebody as crazy as Mel Gibson make an incomprehensible movie about them and see how they feel.

Feb. 29, 2012 Mayan Leap Day

Mayans take the rare opportunity to make fun of European calendars and math skills.

Apr. 15, 2012 Mayan Tax Day

The IRS reminds taxpayers that even if the world ends they should still file an extension or face penalties.

Apr. 27, 2012 Mayan Arbor Day

People plant trees to remind everyone that they should have planted more trees to avoid the environmental catastrophe that is sure to come.

Sep. 3, 2012 Mayan Labor Day

Workers use up that last of their vacation days before the world ends.

Oct. 12, 2012 Mayan Columbus Day

Mayans recognize the arrival of a European civilization that seriously misinterpreted a calender’s simple rollover of the odometer into the end of the world.

Nov. 6, 2012 Mayan Election Day

A presidential candidate wins by promising the wealthy more tax cuts if they survive in their air conditioned luxury bunkers.

Nov. 22, 2012 Mayan Thanksgiving

Families gather to eat some of the food they stockpiled for the end of the world and find out which of their children will come out of the closet.

Dec. 25, 2012 Mayan Christmas

Holiday shopping reaches a peak, particularly with sleeping bags, tents and canned food.

Dec. 31, 2012 Mayan New Years Eve

If you can’t get a date for the Apocalypse, it might as well be the end of the world.

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Jan. 1, 2012 Blumbers

Bumpy Blumbers

Hang on to your hats, it is going to be a very bumpy year.

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Thanks

I wanted to thank all the people at all the organizations I worked with this past year. I look forward to working with you again. Especially THE web guru, Doug Wray.

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Otherwise Occupied

What can I say about the Occupy movement?

The Occupy protesters I met were ordinary people. It was a combination of unemployed workers, soldiers, artists and students. A lot of bad things happened to drive them into the streets to protest. They use to have families, jobs and houses. If they had occupations they would not be Occupiers. They were like you, and at the rate things are going, you will soon be like them.

Some Occupiers recommend the book “From Dictatorship To Democracy” by Gene Sharp. He thinks leaders only have the power that people give them. They also recommended the late Czech dissident and playwright Vaclav Havel, who said that “Every joke is a tiny revolution.”

They said you are just one paycheck, car accident or cancer cell away from them. Work toward a creating a world where that won’t happen.

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The Knight In Tunisia

The Arab Spring began in winter.

In December 2010, a Tunisian fruit peddler named Mohamed Bouazizi was the sole support for his family. He refused to sign up or give in to the corruption and bribes just to sell fruit from a cart. A government official named Faida Hamdi decided she did not like him and wanted to keep him from earning a living.

Looking back, I wonder what Faida Hamdi was thinking? Did she think that she was the only person who had a right to make a living? Was she one of those trendy types that rationalize their selfish acts by quoting self help books like “The Seven Destructive Habits of Highly Defective People”?

It doesn’t matter what she thought or said, it was what she did. She had her thugs beat up Mohamed Bouazizi. He appealed to the local authorities and they ignored him. Unable to earn a living or seek any other recourse, he set himself on fire as an act of protest. This ignited a fire across the Middle East and around the world.

And to think it all started as a dispute between two people. Actually it was just one, Faida Hamdi. She had the power to do the right thing. Instead she drove Mohamed Bouazizi to martyrdom. Is she is having second thoughts as she hides from the angry mob she created?

Is this how she wants to be remembered? If at all?

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